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She needs to be watching a massively crap chat show or a feckless daytime TV quiz. She should shout at the TV as if it can hear her and she will definitely shout at her gay son when he comes in from school.Īt first, her dialogue revolves around schoolwork, nagging her son to wear a bike helmet and complaining about his (erotically shot, of course) piles of dirty socks. Later, she will ask if he's gay, then feign shock at the answer. But let's face it, she's already spotted the cock ring and poppers in his bottom drawer. And then there's that Eurovision wallchart. Working-class mothers are generally the best, but a rich bitch can work, too. The Portuguese mother in Mau Couti's bad gay cult classic Tunel Russois a tremendous example. How dare that boy call me a faggot!? How dare my dad suggest he wants me to be straight like him and everyone else he's ever known!? It's time for a moment of rage! Throw your mobile on the floor so that the battery pack smashes! Cycle furiously while bent over your handlebars with a deep frown! And don't acknowledge Mrs Friendly Old Bitch who lives next door when she says hi. Pick up a brick and chuck it off a provincial bridge into a dried-out river and imagine what your body would sound like slamming against those … oh God, now we're quoting Björk lyrics.
Some of the better gay films acknowledge that lovers are capable of hating each other at the same time, and expressing it beautifully: see the Heath Ledger/Jake Gyllenhaal "I wish I knew how to quit you" rage scene in Brokeback Mountain. The main character takes a shower, as most people tend to do on a daily basis. For some reason, this has to be included in the film. Unlike most showers, it goes on for quite some time. Reading on a mobile? Click here to watch the video Beautiful eyes staring into the distance Some shower scenes ( Midnight Express, Gus Van Sant's Elephant) get it right. Mesmerising peepers – as deep, blue and mysterious as a lake – will often be captured on the point of tears, before being clenched tightly shut to indicate intense feeling.
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Wait, who's that over there? A face is emerging from the muscly crowd. Could this be the introduction of another character in the … Ooh, look, he's noticed you, too! And now you're kissing! Cut to the bedroom.
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